Medical Jokes

You Are Not Sterile

A doctor had just delivered twins. They were a boy and a
girl.

The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.

He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had
a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was
enclosed in a blue blanket. He took one step forward just so
he could touch the babies and believe they had finally
arrived.

As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards
and said, "You can't touch those babies. You aren't
sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he retorted "You're telling ME I'm
not sterile?!"