Blonde Jokes

Don't Give a Blonde a Gun

A blonde buys a handgun at a local pawn shop because she
thinks her husband is cheating on her. When she gets home,
she finds her husband in bed with a another woman. The
blonde grabs the gun out of her purse, loads it and points it
at her own head.

Her husband seeing this starts screaming at her not to
shoot.

The blonde replies, "Shut up stupid! You're next!"