Medical Jokes

Unusual Patients

A magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his
two kids into
armchairs. He started to panic and thought to himself, "What
the heck have
I done?" He began to ponder, "How am I going to bring back
my beloved family?"

So, he thought for a while and decided a good idea was to
take them to a
hospital and see if the surgeon could operate and bring them
back. He loads
them into his van and off he rushes to the local hospital.

He walked up and down the hospital and after some serious
surgery, he asks
the doctor, "Doc, how are they doing?"

The doctor replies, "Comfortable, sir!"