Medical Jokes

Morning Sickness

The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at
the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of
coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

"What's wrong Marge ?" she asked.

Marge told her that she had "morning sickness."

Surprised, the neighbor said, "I didn't even know you were
pregnant!"

"I'm not." the harried young woman replied. "I'm just damn
sick of mornings."