Misc Jokes

Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall-Mate

Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your
neighbor, 'may I borrow a highlighter?'

Say, 'uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.

Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'

Drop a marble and say, 'Oh No! My glass eye!'

Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of six feet.
Sigh relaxingly.

Say, 'Now how did that get in there.'

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor's while
yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'

Say, 'Interesting............. more floaters than sinkers.''

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your
neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over
here please?'

Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me now.'

Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?'

Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so
you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
'Born Free.'