Misc Jokes

The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie
come out, but there is no poopie in the
toilet.

Clean Poopie- The kind where you
poopie it out, see it in the
toilet, but there is nothing on the
toilet paper.

Wet Poopie- The kind where you
wipe your butt 50 times and
still feels unwipped, so you have to put
some toilet paper between your butt and your
underwear, so you won't ruin them with a
stain.

Second Wave Poopie- This happens
when you're done poopieing and
you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie some
more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were
you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of
poopie that is so huge, your
afraid to flush without first breaking
it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy,
everyone within earshot is
giggling.

Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind where
you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on
the toilet & fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie- That's where
it hurts so badly coming out,
you'd swear it was leaving sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie- (The power
dump) The kind that comes out of
your butt so fast, your cheeks get
spalshed with water.

Liquid Poopie- The kind where
yellowish-brown liquid shoots
out of your butt and splashes all
over the toilet bowl.

Mexican Poopie- It smells so bad
your nose burns.

Upper Class Poopie- The kind of
poopie that doesen't smell.

The Suprise Poopie- You are not
even at the toilet because you
are sure your about to fart, but
OOPS!- a poopie!

The Dangling Poopie- This poopie
refuses to drop into the toilet
even though you know you are done
poopieing. You just pray that a shake or two will
cut it loose.