Blonde Jokes

Potatoes!!

A blond, a brunette and a redhead escape from jail and
decide to hide in a barn. As they hear the police closing
in, they climb into the loft and hide in three empty burlap
feed bags. A young officer climbed into the loft, shined his
flashlight around, and decided to check the burlap bags. He
kicked the first bag containing the brunette, and she
responded with a convincing "woof woof". He kicked the
second bag with the redhead inside, and she let out a perfect
cat's meow. "Nothing up here but cats and dogs," the officer
responded to his superior. Deciding to be sure, he kicked
the last bag, the one containing the blonde. She yelled out
"potatoes!!!"