Misc Jokes

Milking Machine

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.

Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town,
he decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his
penis into the equipment, turned the switch on and . . .
everything else was automatic!

Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as
much pleasure as his wife did. When the fun was over, though,
he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the instrument
from his penis.

He read the manual but didn't find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, but still without
success.

Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's Customer
Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine
from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it
from
the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "the
machine was programmed to release automatically once it's
collected two gallons of milk."