Misc Jokes

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and
went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful
friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Holmes said
Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,
I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the
time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I
can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small
and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will
have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you
idiot, Some ------- has stolen our tent."