Misc Jokes

Top 16 Things To Do In A Driving Test

1. Turn the radio on. When the examiner goes to turn it off
slap his/her hand.

2. Rev the car really high, turn to the examiner, and say
with an evil look, "Buckle up!"

3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the
middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every
one.

4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the
car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he
doesn't dirty the seat.

5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas.
Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.

6. When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood latch
and say "Oops."

7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now
which one is the gas again?"

8. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get
out and check the oil.

9. Fill your car with beer bottles.

10. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude
smells like mothballs.

11. Tell the registrar that you are taking the remedial
test.

12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the
examiner.

13. Swear at everybody on the road.

14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while
looking back and forth between the person next to you and the
light.

15. Beep your horn at everything.

16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the
examiner to hold it up.