Misc Jokes

It's Tough Being 80

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the
time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When
you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take
laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and
nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst
age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-
old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee
like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" "No, I crap every
morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me
get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about
being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."