Misc Jokes

Proud Fathers

Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a
bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I
was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he
started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out
that he got a break, they made
him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the
dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave
his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because
he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got
a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he
eventually bought the real estate
firm. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best
friend a new house for his birthday."

The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out
sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich
that he just gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his
birthday."

The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first three
explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he
says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR
disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL
a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that
he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at
the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new
Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his
birthday."