Misc Jokes

For Michiganders

One day a Michigander, a Canadian and a Texan got together.

The man from Texas got out a bottle of whiskey. He took a
drink, through up the bottle and shot it in the air.

The Canadian was surprised and asked the Texan why he did
that.

The Texan simply replied, "There is lots of whiskey in Texas
and bottles are cheap."

Next the Canadian got out a bottle of champagne. He took a
few sips, through the bottle up in the air and shot it.

The Michigander was surprised and asked him why he did that.
The Canadian simply replied, "There is lots of champagne in
Canada and bottles are cheap".

Next the Michigander took out a bottle of beer, took a few
sips and put it back in his bag. Then he whipped out his gun
and shot the Canadian.

The Texan was surprised and asked him why he did that.

The Michigander simply replied, "There are lots of Canadians
in Michigan and bottles are worth ten cents!"