Misc Jokes

First Day of Fifth Grade

It's the first day of fifth grade, and the teacher is asking
each student a question.

"What was the best part about your summer?" she asks one boy
sitting in the front row.

"I went to visit my nanna," he replies.

"It's fifth grade now, so we'll expect you to use the adult
word, 'grandma,' okay?" says the teacher. The boy nods.

Next the teacher asks a little girl sitting in the third
row. "What is your favorite food?"

The girl replies, "I like peppermint gummy goodies."

"Now, now, remember that this is fifth grade," says the
teacher. "Try to use the adult word, okay?" The girl nods.

The teacher then turns to little boy sitting in the corner
of the room. "Do you like to read?" she asks.

"Yes, ma'am," he replies.

"Good! Do you have a favorite book? Remember, use the adult
word!"

The boy thinks for a moment, then says, "Yes,
Winnie-the-Shit."