Blonde Jokes

The Smart Blonde

A blonde and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a
long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that
they try to stump one another with trivia.

"If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me $5.
The same goes if you ask me something I don't know."

The blonde refused.

"Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I
don't know an answer, I pay you $50."

The blonde accepted. The Lawyer went first.

"What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde didn't say anything, but merely reached into her
purse, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer.
Then it was her turn.

"What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming
down?"

The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a $50 bill.

"So, what is it?"

The blonde said nothing, but merely reached into her purse
and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer.