Misc Jokes

Chain Letters for Men

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to
other tired and discouraged men.

Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who
are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife
or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at
the top of the following list, and add your name to the
bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of
them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At
the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already
received 184
women, of whom 4 were worth keeping. REMEMBER this chain
brings luck.

One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a
Playboy swimsuit model. An unmarried Jewish man living with
his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooters
waitress and a
Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man
broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the list
below!


Bill Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

W. J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

W. Jefferson Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

William J. Clinton
1600 Pennsylvania Ave
Washington DC

Slick Willie Clinton
1600 Pensylvania Ave
Washington, DC