Misc Jokes

Be Careful What You Wish For

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still
snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the
winter. As one cowboy's horse went around the narrow trail,
it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring
sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun
to shoot the snake. "Hold on there, partner," said the snake,
"don't shoot I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you don't
shoot me, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

The cowboy decided to take a chance. He knew he was safely
out of the snake's striking range. He said, "OK, first, I'd
like to have a face like
Clark Gable, then, I'd like a build like Arnold
Schwarzenegger, and finally, I'd like sexual equipment like
this here horse I'm riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to the
bunk house you'll have all three wishes."

The cowboy turned his horse around and galloped at full
speed all the way to the bunk house. He dismounted on thel
run and went straight inside to
the mirror.

Staring back at him in the mirror was the face of Clark
Gable. He ripped the shirt off his back and revealed
bulging, rippling muscles, just like
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Really excited now, he tore down his
jeans, looked at his crotch and shouted, "My God, I was
riding the mare!"