Misc Jokes

The LifeSaver Taste Test

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to
broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With
their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones
to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.

Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of
lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.
"Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these,"
said the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to
identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the
teacher had them put honey lifesavers in their mouths,
everyone of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something
your Daddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one child spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and
yelled, "Spit' em out, you guys, they're assholes!"