Blonde Jokes

Bottom Deodorant

Needing Deodorant...

A blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks the
assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little
bemused, explains to the
woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never
have.

The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter
that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular
basis, and would like some more.

The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well
that they don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She
smiles at the thick blonde pillock and says, "One moment
please, I will get the chemist."

The chemist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help you
miss?"

"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please," says the
blonde.

"I'm sorry," says the chemist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the
chemist who looks at it and says to the her, "This is just a
normal stick of under arm deodorant".

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom."