Misc Jokes

Chinese Translations

Dung On Mai Shu -- I stepped in excrement

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu --Let's sleep together

Ar U Wun Tu --A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat --You need a face-lift

Chow Mai Dong--Romantic proposition

Dum Gai -- A stupid person

Gun Pao Der --An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung -- Which one of you fertilized the field?

Lao Ze Sho -- Gilligan's Island

Lin Ching -- An illegal execution

Shai Gai -- A bashful person

Wan Bum Lung -- A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan -- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you.

Wai So Dim -- Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting -- There is no reason to raise your voice.