Misc Jokes

HATPIN JOKE

PREACHER SAYS TO HIS WIFE. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE THIS
FELLOW EVERY SUNDAY,BUT HE KEEPS FALLING TO SLEEP DURING MY
SERMON. SO I WANT YOU TO SIT BEHIND HIM AND KEEP HIM AWAKE TO
DAY. SO THE WIFE TAKES ALONG A HAT PIN AND EVERYTIME THE MAN
STARTS TO FALL ALSEEP SHE STICKS HIM WITH IT.

THE PREACHER GETS UP AND BEGINS HIS SERMON."FRIENDS, I ONLY
HAVE 3 QUESTIONS TO ASK TODAY AND IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWER I
WANT YOU SHOUT IT OUT!!!!!. FIRST QUESTION I WANT TO ASK IS.
WHO IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR? THE MAN SHOUT OUT: JESUS
CHRIST!!! PREACHER: YOUR RIGHT BROTHER AMEN,AMEN. NOW WHO
CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH: MAN: GOD---!!!! PREACHER:
YOUR RIGHT AGAIN BROTHER!!! NOW WHAT DID EVE SAY TO ADAM
AFTER THEY HAD THIER 44TH CHILD? THE MAN STANDS UP AND TURNS
AROUND AND BLURTS OUT: IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE
TIME, I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF.