Misc Jokes

The Gynecologist

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The
doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her
to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke
her thigh.

Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle
her breasts.

"Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
here in the first place."