Misc Jokes

Well Hung-Over

A couple of drinking buddies, who are aeroplane mechanics,
are in the hanger at SFO. The runway is fogged in and they
have nothing to do. One of them says to the other, "Man, have
you got anything?"

The second guy says, "Nah, but I hear you can drink jet
fuel, that it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do drink
it, get smashed and have a beautiful time ... as only only
drinkin' buddies can. The following morning, one of them
wakes up figuring that his head will explode if he gets up.
Nevertheless, he gets up and is surprised to find that he
feels good; in fact, he feels great. The phone rings. It's
his buddy asking him how he feels.

"I feel great!" he says.

His buddy agrees, saying, "I feel great too! You don't have
a hangover either?"

"No," he replies. "That jet fuel is great stuff ... no
hangover. We ought to do this more often."

"Yeah, we could, but there's just one thing..."

"What's that?"

"Did you fart yet?"

"No..."

"Well, *don't*, 'cause I'm in Phoenix!"