Misc Jokes

Adam and Eve

There is this guy who is always falling asleep in church and
his wife wants to get him to stop, so she decides to bring a
pin to poke him with every time he falls asleep. So the next
day in church, as usual, he falls asleep. Just as the preist
says "Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th,
she pokes him and he yells "GOD ALMIGHTY" the preist looks
confused but says, uh yeah, thats right. The man is annoyed,
but of cource falls asleep again. Just as the preist says,
"who died and was burned at stake for us?" she pokes him and
he screams "JESUS CHRIST" The preist even more confused says
"uh yea, thats right" so, he goes on with the sermon, but of
cource the man falls asleep again. So, just as the preist
says "What did eve say to adam after the birth of their 2nd
child?" she pokes him in the side, and he yells at the top of
his lungs "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN, I'LL BREAK IT
IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"