Blonde Jokes

Bleaching

Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the
merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm
getting a boob job."

The second woman says, "Oh, that's nothing, I'm thinking of
having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies, "Wow, I just can't picture your
husband as a blonde!"