Misc Jokes

$200

This guy goes over to his buddies house and knocks
on the door, it opens and there stands
his friends wife. "Is John
home?" he asks. She replies "No
I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands."
"Would you mind if I came in and waited for a
few minutes?"
She opens the door and he follows her down the
hall and into the kitchen. "I
can't help to notice how
beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I
will pay you $100 if I could just see one of
them."
The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures
why not, it is a $100. She opens her robe
exposing one of her breasts as
the man reaches for his wallet,
pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the
table. Shortly there after while drinking his
coffee he asks "Your breast was so
beautiful, I've got to see them
both at the same time, I will pay
you another $100 if you will show me them both."
She once again thinks for a moment and
decides, what the hell and
opens her robe giving him a good
long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another
$100 throws it on the table and says, "I
can't wait any longer, I must
get going. Please tell John I
came by." About ten minutes
pass and John comes home. His
wife meets him in the hall and says "Your friend
came by, you just missed him, he left ten
minutes ago."
John replies, "Did he drop off the $200 bucks he
owes me?"