Misc Jokes
White Trash Barbie
Introducing White Trash Barbie She's larger and
meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up,
thank-thur-better'n-you Barbies! Now every girl can live the
fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special
trailer-park friend.
Every White Trash Barbie comes complete with:
- Two packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's
smoking pleasure!
- A six-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale!) to refresh Barbie
during her busy day of bitching and watching TV.
- Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants *, halter
top and sandals.(* Hot pants or blue jean cut-offs
may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama.)
- Miracle-o'-procreation button! Press button
on Barbie's back and she's pregnant . . . again!
- Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases
including "I tol' jew gd#@! kids to git the hell outa my
yard!", "Git me anuther beer, baybee.", "Whur's my f#!@
cigarettes?" and more.
Also Available:
- Barbie double-wide dream trailer. Mobile
home fun complete with stained carpet, broken
steps, and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus
also included. Disassembles for use with the
Tornado Action Playset.(Sold separately)
- Barbie dream car. 1986 Chevy Chevette in
mix-n'-match colors and smokin'chokin'exhaust *.
Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds two White
Trash Barbies or fifteen MexMigrant Barbies (
Sold separately). (* smoke non-toxic unless
breathed.)
- Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickn' leg
action and PimpSlap backhand. With cowboy boots
and MD 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when
string is pulled. African-American version
available (except Mississippi)
- Married life Ken with Beer-bustin' expanding
waist *. Molded to recliner. With TV remote,
beer, chips. Says "Shut up woman." and "Git me a
beer." (* Waist cannot be reduced once expanded.)