Misc Jokes

Great Shot!

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and
realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick
and convinced him to say Mass for him that day. As soon as
the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton headed out
of town to a golf course about forty miles away. This way he
knew he wouldn't accidentally meet anyone he knew from his
parish.

Setting up on the first tee, he was alone. After all, it was
Sunday morning and everyone else was in church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord
while looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, "You're
not going to let him get away with this, are you?"

The Lord sighed, and said, "No, I guess not." Just then
Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight towards the
pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell into the
hole. It WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE! St. Peter was
astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, "Why did you let
him do that?"

The Lord smiled and replied, "Who's he going to tell?"