Misc Jokes

Room Service!

A telephonic exchange between a hotel guest and room
service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review.

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

RS : "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"

Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs" RS: "Ow
July den?" (Ow July zem)

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy,pooch?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled
please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G: "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G: "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G: "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy, singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and
copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G : "You're welcome"