Misc Jokes

Stop That

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine
restaurant one night.

Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure
everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair
to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts
quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing
everyone in
the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop
That!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure miss, which way
was it
headed?"