Misc Jokes

The Bathroom Light

An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the
doctor said, "Friend, for your age your in the best shape
I've seen."

The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living.
Why I know I live a good, clean, spiritual life."

The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life
the Lord wouldn't turn the bathroom light on for me
every time I get up in the middle of the night."

The doc was concerned. "You mean when you get up in the
night to go to the bathroom, the Lord Himself turns on
the light for you?"

"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the
bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn't say anything else, but when the old
man's wife came in for her check up, he felt he had
to let her know what her husband said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's
in fine physical shape but I'm worried about his mental
condition He told me that every night when he gets up to go
to the bathroom, the Lord turns the light on for him."

"He what?" she cried.

"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom,
the Lord turns the light on for him."

"Aha!!!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing
in the refrigerator!"