Misc Jokes

An Unusual Cuckoo Clock

Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with
"the boys." I told the misses that I would be home by
midnight ... promise!

Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down
easy, and at around 3 a.m. full as a boot, I went home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock started, and
cuckooed 3 times. Quickly I realized she'd probably wake up,
so I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself,
having
the quick wittedness -- even when smashed -- to escape a
possible
conflict.

Next morning the misses asked me what time I got in and I
told her 12 o'clock. Whew! Got away with that one!

She then told me that we needed a new cuckoo clock. When I
asked her why she said "Well, it cuckooed 3 times, said 'dang
it,' cuckooed another 4 times, farted, cuckooed another 3
times,
cleared its throat, and cuckooed twice and giggled."