Misc Jokes

Don't Ask . . . Don't Tell . . .

The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy
little negligee she wore on their wedding night.

She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember
this?"

He looks up at her and replies, "Yes dear, I do, you wore
that same negligee the night we were married."

"That's right." she replied, "And do you remember what you
said to me that night?"

He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?"

He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh,
Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and
screw your brains out!"

She giggles and says, "Yes, That was it. That was exactly
what you said. And now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same
negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say
tonight?"

Again, he looks up at her and looks her up and down and
says, "Mission Accomplished."