Misc Jokes

Five in a Quattro

Five Belgians in an Audi Quattro arrive at the French
border. The French customs agent stops them and tells them:
"It's illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro."

"Oh, no, Quattro is just the name of the automobile. Look at
the papers: this car is designed to carry 5 persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the French customs
agent.

"Quattro means 4!"

"Oh, you are so stupid! Call your supervisor over!" "He
can't come. He's busy with the 2 guys in the Fiat Uno."