Misc Jokes

Matzo Reader

A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the
park He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while
later a blind man came by and
sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man
passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.

The blind man ran his fingers over the matzo for a few
minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote
this shit?"