Misc Jokes

The Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives
how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the
word that he is to return home.

He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives
was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts
walking in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the
chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and
grunts, "Tree."

The missionary is pleased with the response.

They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock
and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks
and grunts, "Rock." The padre is really getting enthusiastic
about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As
he peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of Heavy
sexual activity.

The padre is really flustered and quickly responds,
"Riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blow
gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and yells at
the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to
be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he just
kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."