Misc Jokes

When Statues Come to Life

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came
down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them,
"That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to
bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can
do anything
you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought
the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed
for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of
giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes
later,
the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their
faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,
winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the
male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the
pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."