Misc Jokes

The genie

There was this guy he walked into a bar. He told the
bartender he wanted a beer. Well he noticed that the
bartender had quite a body on him. He says to him"Im not
trying to sound gay but you have a muscalar body but such a
little head why is that?"

The bartender had been asked this question before he says to
me "one day" he begins. I was walking through the woods and
I got lost and then from beyond a tree I heard a voice and it
was saying" help me" I looked around and couldnt find anyone
then I heard it again "help me" well I looked down a seen a
frog The frog asked me to kiss her and she said"I will turn
into a beutiful genie" I looked around and seen nobody was
around so I kissed her and there she stand naked and beutiful
she told me that I had three wishes She asked me what my
first one would be. I said I want to have a body like arnald
swarnegger so she muttered a spell and poof I stand there
body build and everything I took my clothes off and she says
to me your second wish I said I want to make love to you by
the lake here and she said poof your wish is granted they lay
there for hours making love and then after we are done she
said to me you know you still have one more wish. I said
"How about a little head"