Misc Jokes

Court Case: Watch Where You Sit

This is from an
actual trial in the UK.

A young woman who was several
months pregnant boarded a bus. Then she noticed a young man
smiling at her she began feeling

humiliated on account of
her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more
amused.

She moved again and then on her fourth move he
burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

Then the
case came before the court, the young man was asked why he
acted in such a manner. His reply was:

When the lady
boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement which read "Coming Soon: The
Gold Dust Twins", then she moved under one that read "Sloans
Liniments remove swelling".

I was even more amused
when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read
"William's Stick Did The Trick".

Then I could not
control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat
under an advertisement which read "Dunlop Rubber would have
prevented this accident."

The case was dismissed.