Misc Jokes

There were 3 guys in a plane--a baseball player, a hockey
player and a terrorist. The plane was going down. The captain
said to them, "Throw out everything you have and maybe we
will be light enough to land!" So the hockey player threw out
all of his hockey equipment, the baseball player threw out
all of his baseball equipment, and the terrorist threw out
all of his bombs. The plane lands and everybody is safe. A
little while later, the baseball player is walking down the
street. He sees a kid sitting on the corner crying. He says,
"Kid, what's the matter?" The kid answers, "I was outside
teaching my little sister how to ride her bike and all of a
sudden some baseball bats came out of the sky and hit me on
the head!". The hockey player is walking down the street, and
he alsso sees a kid sitting on the corner crying. He says,
"Little girl, what's the matter?" She answers, "I was outside
skipping rope and all of a sudden some hockey pucks came out
of nowhere and hit me on the head!". The terrorist is walking
down the street and he sees a kid sitting on the corner
laughing. He says, "Kid, what's so funny?". The kid says, "A
few minutes ago at dinner, my Dad farted and the whole house
blew up!"