Misc Jokes

Green, Pink and Yellow

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the
bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says
"Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the
border right now."

The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must
stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make
it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can
use 3 english words in a sentence".

The Mexican man of course agrees.

The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green,
Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."

The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then
says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green,...
I Pink it up, and sez Yellow?"