Misc Jokes

The Message

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes
over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals
that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does
so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and
bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face
with both hands.

"Actually, no" he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she
asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his
hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the barman - clearly
aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she
continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his
mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that
there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."