Misc Jokes

Challenging Order

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign
on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his
waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen
where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He
runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down
on it and says, "You got me this time buddy, but I want you
to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of
rye bread!"