Misc Jokes

Stupid Headlines

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Something
Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin
Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Safety Experts Say
School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Drunk Gets
Nine Months in Violin Case

Survivor of Siamese Twins
Joins Parents

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There
a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

British Left Waffles
on Falkland Islands

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

Plane Too Close to
Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work after
Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters
Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Killer
Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

War Dims
Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It
May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Deer Kill 17,000

Enfields Couple Slain; Police
Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man
Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of
Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes
Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious
Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

Ban
On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Local High School
Dropouts Cut in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors