Misc Jokes

Safe Driver Award

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He
rolled down his
window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to
award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What
do you think
you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get
that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the
policeman, "Oh, don't
pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and
stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we
wouldn't get far in a
stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a
muffled voice said,
"Are we over the border yet?"