Misc Jokes

Studying Abroad

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye went to study at an
English university and was living in the hall of residence
with all the other students there. After he had been there a
month, his mother came to visit him.

"And how do you find the English students, Donald?" she
asked.

"Mother," he replied, "they're such terrible, noisy people.
The one on that
side keeps banging his head on the wall and won't stop. The
one on the other side screams and screams all night."

"Oh Donald! How do you manage to put up with these awful
noisy English neighbors?"

"Mother, I do nothing. I just ignore them. I just stay here
quietly, playing my bagpipes."