Blonde Jokes

Blonde Phone Company Employees

A phone company put an ad in the paper in order to recruit
workers. The next day, two groups of workers show up - a crew
of five men and a crew of five blonde women.

The company can not decide who to give the job to, so they
give the two groups a test. The company boss says, "Each crew
will receive a telephone pole that must be installed into the
ground. Whoever is able to hammer it in first will get the
job."

Both groups agree that this is a fair test, so off they go
in the Company trucks with the long telephone poles sticking
out the back. A few hours pass, and finally, at 5:00, the
male crew returns. "Yes!" they shout. "We came back first, so
we get the job!"

"Good work, men," says the boss, "However, we must wait
until the other crew comes back to make sure that the reason
they're delayed is not because of traffic or the truck
breaking down."

"Fine, no problem," say the men. An hour passes, two hours
pass, three hours. Finally, at 8:30, the Blonde
crew arrives. All the group is flushed and breathing hard,
as if they had just gone through harsh labor.

"What happened to you? What took so long?" asks the boss
incredulously.

"What do you mean, 'what took so long?' Do we get the job?"

"YOU get the job? No way! The men were back here HOURS
ago!"

"Well, of course they were," say the blondes. "They only put
the pole in halfway!"