Misc Jokes

Top Ten Silly Star Trek Things To Do

10. Wear your captain's uniform on a date.

9. Request the phaser free section in a restaurant.

8. Constantly take out your wallet and talk into it.

7. "Scan" people with something that looks like a tricorder,
and say you're scanning for alien spies if asked.

6. Order lots of expensive things, then when the check
comes, say you don't use money, checks, credit cards, etc...

5. Order "Gagh" in a restaurant, throw a violent temper
tantrum when they don't serve it to you.

4. In the bathroom, with others in the room, say out aloud,
"Set phaser to leak!"

3. In the car, beep other people with the horn, claim you
were "Hailing them on all frequencies"

2. When in the car with your date, shout "Warp Factor Ten!"
and rev the car as loudly as possible.

And the Top silly thing to do...

1. In the bathroom, depending on how loud you can (or fake
a) fart, shout the warp factor you think appropriate prior to
doing it.