Misc Jokes

The Shark Pool

A Rich Milionaire decides to throw a massive party for his
fiftith birthday, so during this party he grabs the mic and
he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his
mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in
it. I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who
swims across that pool. So the party continues with no events
in the pool, until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all
the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has
happened, and in the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard
as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws
are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks
are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets
out of the pool, wet and soaked. The millionaire grabs the
mic and says, "I am a man of his word, anything of mine I
will give, my ferraris my house, absolutely anything, for you
are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it
be?" the millionaire asks. The guy grabs the mic and says,
"Why don't we start with the name of the bastard that pushed
me in!"