Misc Jokes

The Priest and the Drunk

A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He
sat down next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his
face was full of bright red lipstick and he had a half empty
bottle of wine sticking out of his pocket.

He opened he opened his newspaper and started reading---a
couple of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what
causes arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap
wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow
man".

"Well I'll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to
reading his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man
and apologized.

"I'm sorry son, I didn't mean to come on so strong --- how
long have you had arthritis"?

"I don't, father, I was just reading in the paper that the
Pope has arthritis."